I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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