Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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