I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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