i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
sex in a hospital.. check
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize