My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?