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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?

  (513): View more from Ohio

  um, yeah. i think it is.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.

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• (347): View more from New York

  CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

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• (512): View more from Texas

  On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.

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• (415): View more from California

  She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car

  (831): View more from California

  Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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• (212): View more from New York

  your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw

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• (718): View more from New York

  I licked your asshole in confidence.

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