i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.