If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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