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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.

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• (516): View more from New York

  remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..

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• (805): View more from California

  Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.

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• (315): View more from New York

  If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.

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