So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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