i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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