Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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