So drunk, too bad you don't want this
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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