drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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