Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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