Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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