I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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