JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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