i don't like sucking hair
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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