You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
What drink are we having for lunch?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
