i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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