so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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