what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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