Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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