I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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