Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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