i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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