I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize