I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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