Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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