where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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