Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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