Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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