What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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