no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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