BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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