just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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