Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is the high leading the old right now
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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