What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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