We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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