we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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