Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it hurts more in the daytime
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i now understand why vodka
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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