its not stalking. its research.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
