whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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