Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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