I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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