So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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