Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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