is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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