It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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