i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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