Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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