i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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