Sry I called you an 8
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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