Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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