a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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