Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what day is it and did you see me today?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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