Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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